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An interview with Twinkie Wedding Planner Mitzi Winters on “Just a Fling”

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On “Just a Fling” with Kitty Mortland Season 1, Episode 1:

Twinkie wedding planner Mitzi Winters explains how this whole Twinkie shebang began at

http://youtu.be/2231yZhHW5g

Twinkies…Now and Then

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You’ve probably been wondering where the Twinkies have been all of these years? Now that they have returned, the secret can be told – They have married, and we here at Runi-A-Runi have Runed their wedding with the first photos taken of the pair on that grand day (and night…)

So, thanks to our Papar-A-Runzis, we display the bliss that unfolded upon Mr. & Ms. Twinkie.

First there was a proposal made and willingly accepted…

The Proposal
The Proposal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wedding Day
Wedding Day

Soon, the wedding day approached…

 

 

 

 

 

After a touching ceremony and rollicking reception, the two retired to their wedding suite…

After the reception
After the reception

 

 

 

 

 

 

After a few negotiations, the newlyweds pursued the consummation…

Wedding night jitters
Wedding night jitters

 

 

 

 

 

 

But the course of love ran smoothly…

Anticipation...
Anticipation…

 

 

 

 

 

And the two followed their bliss…

Wedding night afterglow
Wedding night afterglow

 

 

 

 

 

And now all can be revealed as the two have propagated many times over, faster than rabbits. As a result, the inhabitants outgrew their house and had to send their progeny out into the world -Much to the Delight OF ALL!!!

As Tom Robbins wrote in “The Purpose of the Moon” (1979):

Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear and sent it to Marilyn Monroe. Not long afterward, Marilyn Monroe flew to Paris, drove a rented car to the south of France and called on Vincent van Gogh.

Following proper introduction, Marilyn Monroe produced a package of Hostess Twinkies. Because Hostess Twinkies always travel in pairs; because, like the coyote, the gorilla, the killer whale and the whooping crane, Hostess Twinkies mate for life, there was a Twinkie each for them to share.

When the snack was done, Marilyn Monroe reached into her sewing basket, drew out a needle and a spool of green thread and proceeded to stitch Vincent van Gogh’s ear right back where it belonged.

“There,” she said, licking a smear of Twinkie cream from the corner of her mouth. “There, you naughty boy. And the next time you want to clip off a piece of yourself as a token of affection, you might keep in mind the old Jewish custom. It’s less messy, more socially acceptable. Remember, to ear is human, but to foreskin is divine.”

If you would like to experience a marvelous written piece full of whimsy, you can read the whole short piece here: http://www.101bananas.com/garden/moon2.html